You Might be A Redneck If...
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You Might be A Redneck If...
by TC on Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:55 am
First topic message reminder :
The chief source of income on your tax return is aluminum cans.
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The chief source of income on your tax return is aluminum cans.
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by Glen Schumann on Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:31 pm
when you'e told to load the dishwasher you get your wife drunk!
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by TC on Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:58 am
Glen Schumann wrote:when you'e told to load the dishwasher you get your wife drunk!
You have a son named Dale Jr. and your name's not Dale.
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by TC on Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:57 pm
Sitting here watching My Big Redneck Vacation on CMT. What a hoot!! I'm racking up ALL KINDS of new material. As long as this show continues to air, this thread will stay active for a loooong time!! 
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by abryant on Wed Feb 01, 2012 2:58 am
The value of your car goes up and down depending on how much gas is in the tank.
Directions to your house include turn off the paved road
Directions to your house include turn off the paved road
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by Tracker16 on Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:23 pm
You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport.
Your gene pool doesn't have a "deep end"
Your gene pool doesn't have a "deep end"
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by HookMeUp on Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:47 pm
The only thing you have that is mobile is your home.
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by Tracker16 on Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:55 pm
If you time your belches to achieve a personal best.
The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by kwf904 on Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:32 am
Tracker16 wrote:If you time your belches to achieve a personal best.
The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
Guilty
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by Stanford on Fri Feb 03, 2012 4:15 am
Didn't realize there were so many Redneck's on this Forum. Their Post sound sound like they come from Prior experience. 
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by TLC on Fri Feb 03, 2012 4:33 am
You kidding me........ you ought to see the deer I've shot off my back porch /tree stand....lol
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by TC on Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:32 pm
Every boss you've ever had was a relative.
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by Tracker16 on Sun Feb 05, 2012 2:56 pm
You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by slowtruck on Sun Feb 05, 2012 4:15 pm
Tracker16 wrote:You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
They need kisses to.
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by TC on Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:59 am
slowtruck wrote:Tracker16 wrote:You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
They need kisses to.
That's Sooo Wrong!!
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by TC on Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:07 am
When your hounds start looking like you...
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by BobnPi on Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:04 am
Thanks a lot TC. Now I have to clean Dr. Pepper off my monitor. It also burns when coming out your nose.
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by TC on Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:39 am
BobnPi wrote:Thanks a lot TC. Now I have to clean Dr. Pepper off my monitor. It also burns when coming out your nose.
Here's their cousin Blue...
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by Admin on Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:27 pm
TC, you need to make a trip to middle Georgia.
This thing started out as a joke years ago, but now its HUGE.
Its about 50 miles from my house.
http://summerredneckgames.com/photo/
This thing started out as a joke years ago, but now its HUGE.
Its about 50 miles from my house.
http://summerredneckgames.com/photo/
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by Stanford on Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:43 pm
Phillip: Are you in any of the photos. When I get back to Georgia I may just have to check it out. Jim
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by Admin on Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:09 pm
No, I've never been. It's kinda a what happens in the mud stays in the mud kinda party. There's kids there but I'd kinda be scared to take my little girl. And when it rolls around I'm usually on vacation somewhere else. But I'd like to check it out
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by TC on Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:55 pm
Judging from the pictures, it looks like it'd be a hoot. Plenty of redneck ingenuity and imagination. 
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by Admin on Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:58 pm
you should hit the Thunder Rally bike fest here in milledgeville. you gotta be 21 just to get in ,,,,,, I've been to a couple of those, its a redneck bike fest free for all 
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by TC on Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:45 pm
Livin' the redneck dream...
http://www.coolestone.com/media/882/Retirement_Investing_-_Just_A_Couple_Of_Good_Ole_Boys/
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http://www.coolestone.com/media/882/Retirement_Investing_-_Just_A_Couple_Of_Good_Ole_Boys/
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by schrowang on Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:29 pm
The best compliment you can pay your female cousin is "My Pearl, that's a fine tooth you got there."
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by TC on Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:07 am
Your cable TV provider is your next door neighbor.
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by TLC on Sat Feb 25, 2012 6:06 am
You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog or you come back from the dump with more than you took.
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by scottz on Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:40 pm
A photo of you, your wife and your sister only has two people in it.
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by TC on Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:19 pm
Our kids asked us to baby sit, and we said yes. But then we got free tickets to the stock car races. We weren't sure what to do with Jr, until I came up with this...
We had a great time at the races!!
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We had a great time at the races!!
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by TC on Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:03 pm
Your washer and dryer is the sink and the ceiling fan.
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Re: You Might be A Redneck If...
by schrowang on Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:13 am
The nicest compliment that you can pay to your cousin is, "My that's a mighty fine tooth y'all got there."
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