Another Blonde Joke

A blonde's RV gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the RV and opens the storage door. Takes out two cardboard men,unfolds them & stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled & backed up.
It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly
enraged,approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What
is going on here?"
"My RV broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer.
"Helllllooooo! !!" said the blonde, " those are my emergency
flashers!"

And another....

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

One from my daughter, who is blonde.

What is black and blue, bleeding on the floor? Someone who told one too many blonde jokes.

Well, I read the jokes at the top of the thread and thought they were pretty good. And then,,,,,,,I saw the corn maze photo. Laughed out loud! We Have a winner. Thank you Tracker16

Yes,,, very funny,

Unfortunately, most blondes will not get it..... Oh No, my wife and I are blondes.

At least we were 40 years ago.

And yet another...

A Red head woman goes to see her doctor and says Doc something is teribly wrong with me...every part of my body hurts like heck! everthing I touch causes me agony!...

Hmmm ok lets see... touch your nose for me...

OOOOOOH that hurts like H@#%!!!

Ok, well touch your knee for me...

ARRRRGH! darn that hurts!!!

well, well, well, try touching your elbow for me now...

SON OF A #$^%!!! thats just pure agony! Doc what am I gonna do? whats wrong with me?

Well Miss, I think I know what your problem is...

Ok great what is it? can you help me doctor?

Your really not a red head are you maam?

Why Doc, no I'm not... I'm actually a blond. How did you know that doctor?

Well Miss, your finger is Broken.......

maxum1989 wrote:Well, I read the jokes at the top of the thread and thought they were pretty good. And then,,,,,,,I saw the corn maze photo. Laughed out loud! We Have a winner. Thank you Tracker16

I agree!!!

moo2613 wrote:

maxum1989 wrote:Well, I read the jokes at the top of the thread and thought they were pretty good. And then,,,,,,,I saw the corn maze photo. Laughed out loud! We Have a winner. Thank you Tracker16

I agree!!!

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