Laughter, is it really the best medicine?

If Laughter is the best medicine, why do most people say "It only hurts when I laugh"?

Here is another
Why do I park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

it made me laugh so much it made me cry.
Sean

Why do they call it a "funny bone"?

TC

If your nose runs, does that mean your feet smell?

TC

TC, that reminds me of the old song "If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you."

BobnPi wrote:TC, that reminds me of the old song "If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you."

TC

TC wrote:Why do they call it a "funny bone"?

TC

Now that is quite humorous (Humerus).
Sean

You guys are cracking me up!

Tater

If doctors really know what they're doing, why do they call it "practicing" medicine?

If airports are so safe, how come they're called terminals?

TC

For you who love song lyrics, here it is:

IF MY NOSE WAS RUNNING MONEY

Mike Snider



You say that I don't love you. You say my love is untrue.
Well darlin' if I was a rich man I'd prove my love to you.
I'd buy you a diamond ring and a new fur coat or two.
If my nose was running money honey I'd blow it all on you.

If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you.
I'd buy you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes too.
I'd build you that mansion up on the mountaintop.
If my nose was running money but honey it's snot.

If my nose was running money, Let me tell you what I'd do.
I'd buy you a John Deere tractor and we'd get rid of that old gray mule.
I'd carry you down to the store and buy you a brand new pair shoes.
And you not have to be plowing bare footed the way you always do.

If my nose was running money, We could have anything we please.
The first time you wanted cash all I'd have to do is sneeze.
Why we'd be living high on the hog and the hog wouldn't be so lean.
If my nose was running money honey we'd be rollin' in the green.

It's a booger of a problem that I got.
I wish my nose was running money but it's snot
I'd buy you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes too.
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you.
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you.